school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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