Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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