There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
