What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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