Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
