don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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