if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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