Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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