Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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