so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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