I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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