she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Randomize
