hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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