I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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