Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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