I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Semen is not good for contacts.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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