It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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