You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I wish i was in the wii world.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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