she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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