She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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