I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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