so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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