Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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