I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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