oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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