I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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