i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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