your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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