I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
No subtext here. People are naked.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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