Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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