sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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