You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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