OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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