Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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