Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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