woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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