This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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