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Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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