Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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