Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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