We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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