hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
