she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
farters have to be the big spoon...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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