i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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