Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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