I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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