I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
