He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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