I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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