If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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