You're so nebulous sometimes
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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