What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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