Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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