Don't you send me to vm
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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