I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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