4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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