It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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