I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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